7 Dumbest Questions People Around the World Ask in Obvious Situatons

STUPID questions ppl ask in obviously situations

1) At movies :-)

Friend:-"Hey! what are you doing here?"

Me:- "I'm here to apply for the popcorn seller post"

2) In bus an uncle steps on my feet

Uncle:-"Sorry did that hurt"

Me:- "not at all I'm on local anaesthesia why don't you try again?"

3) When I got woken up by a call in the midnight.

Person on receiver:- "Sorry were U sleeping?"

Me:-"Na.. I was doing research on monkeys in Africa U thought I was sleeping u stupid fool!"

4) When they see me with shorter hair

They:-"Hey have U had a haircut?"

Me:- "Nah... it's autumn my hair's shredding"

5) When someone calls on land line n asks

Person:-"Where are you?"

Me:-"I'm in market wid a telephone around my neck"

6) When I m Washing my car

neighbour:-

"Hey are u Washing ur car?"

Me:-"No...I'm Jzt watering it so that it grows into a big bus ...."

7) .. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…

Oh, so you smoke.....

Me :- Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!! 

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