*1. Kamasutra
says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that
was the origin of "buy one get one free"!*
*2. Did you
ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B".
Blouse, Bra, Bikini , Boobs and lower body with
a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!*
*3. Before sex,
you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In
life no one helps you once you're fucked.*
*4. Success is
like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you
got fucked to achieve it.*
*5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!*
*6. 3
people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls
you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!*
*7. Life is
like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.*
*8.
Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not
her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!*
*9. When a
lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say
"Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say
"Well done!".*
*Moral:
Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.*
*Life Perspectives!!!
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